An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012
Get the lawn missilemug. Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
Get the National piss on your parents lawn daymug. A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.
Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
by Rilighan May 13, 2020
Get the Lawn doctormug. A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.
This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.
Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
Get the Lawn Ornamentmug. That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
Get the plastic lawn ornament daymug. A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
by Wocky July 25, 2017
Get the lawn pigmug. by liss09 October 20, 2009
Get the lawn cougarmug.