lakerfaggot

A homosexual wearing lakers gear, or supporting the faggy lakers

My persian friend Julez is such a lakerfaggot. he wore his laker gear today and would not stop talking about how he keeps having dreams about being the "bottom" in a laker gangbang with Kobe, Gasol and Odom.

by Laker hater6969 November 29, 2011

Lahser High School

High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.

Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.

by Harold Dick October 5, 2006

Ladera

A sex machine

Look at that Ladera!

by Sonchipz July 13, 2009

lamer

A script kiddie who talks shit to other users.

Well loser, I will run Sub7 on your ass.

by Hitsua May 18, 2004

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

laserquest

hot, new term for "cool." Very popular with Southern Californian youths.

Did you see those new Dunks? Damn, they were laserquest.

guy 1- My bad dude, i fucked up.
guy 2- Na, it's all laserquest, bro.

by bearly January 28, 2009

laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs

"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"

by creationx January 16, 2009