Landon

Landon. The best person you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is an understanding gentleman, and will do anything to make others happy. At some points gets moody, but that’s just because he always puts the ones he loves first. He isn’t a great liar, and is also an honest person(sometimes). Landon is simply a human being. A great and unique person.

Girl: Who is that
Guy: Oh that’s Landon he’s a cool guy
Girl: Hes pretty cute and he’s got a great personality

by Realtalker78 May 27, 2018

Landen

Landen is a great guy as told by his friends. He always talks to his girlfriend when she is feeling down. Has a great sense of humor and has that one friend who is always there for him. People love Landen for being himself as he is told.

I love my boy Landen.

by Applesaucebandit64 November 26, 2018

Landon

Big black nigger with a huge cock
And loves thick girls

Landon’s are cool

by That’s a real one April 23, 2020

Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos

girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego

by pride January 8, 2005

Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

Landan Slinker

Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes

Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker

by Itscamtheman November 4, 2019