Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

biro lad

when in the library at university you observe someone who goes through an entire biro pen in 13 hours. True lad.

Dude did you see that biro lad? He's on biro number 2 and its only 8pm!

by cheeky charlie 18 January 17, 2011

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

premuim lad

a premuim lad carries the same characteristics of a normal lad but is much more fresher and includes metro features.
They are often seen in polos, bum bags, chinos, maxies, tns, converse

they may look like trouble but are less harmful than normal lads.

look at that premuim lad, looks so much better than those scumy dirty lads

by thecaptainkrunk May 11, 2013

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.

"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

by Max Simpson cuz why not February 5, 2018

Biggest lad

The coolest lad around

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad

by Biggest lad June 8, 2018