The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014

the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 5, 2019

Robbit Goes Kermit

A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.

Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser

by babgaa October 13, 2020

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS

if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

by jordisdrummodumbo February 5, 2021

Kaiden and Kemicheal

Kaiden and Kemicheal are the best of lovers

Kaiden and Kemicheal are very cute .

by Not anonymous . November 20, 2023