Kyle

A male that can’t cum due to his Hentai addiction that has gone too far.

Connie: “Is Kyle coming to thanksgiving?”
Rhod:” No, Kyle can’t cum.”

by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022

Kyle

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.

"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"

by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.

"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)

by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

Kyle

a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric

person 1: i could totally top kyle.

by where's my juul?? May 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.

Don’t be a Kyle..

by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019