stop being an apple-knocker
by apple-knocker April 16, 2018
Get the apple-knockermug. The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
Get the cock-knocker brownmug. Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019
Get the The Devil's Knockermug. by Tr@$h January 23, 2021
Get the biscuit knockermug. Maggie: *Stands there knocking on her elbow*
Sean: “You know what they say about elbow knockers?”
Maggie: “What?”
Sean: “That they’re gay.”
Sean: “You know what they say about elbow knockers?”
Maggie: “What?”
Sean: “That they’re gay.”
by lilnips13 October 9, 2018
Get the elbow knockermug. by rotojjr May 23, 2018
Get the Floppy Knockersmug. by Xbl.Person November 2, 2018
Get the Knockersmug.