Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

hob-knocker

crap whith nuts

he hob-knocker me

by babydragon2101 May 6, 2018

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

Knockers

Just a way of saying a girl has big asf boobs

Me: yo girl has some big knockers man

Friend: trust I know

by Xbl.Person November 2, 2018

Floppy Knockers

The tig o bitties
The fun bags
The titties

Elyse let me touch her floppy knockers.

by rotojjr May 23, 2018

Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.

While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers”

by Hydrasia August 15, 2018