kid-hand 

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

kid-hand by markhonci December 27, 2009

Kid Flow Rida 

The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.

The boy has potential but he's still a Kid Flow Rida...

Kid Flow Rida by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011

Kid Shield 

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

Kid Shield by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

Kid Tax by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

kid cop 

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.

"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"

kid cop by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015

Kid owner 

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

Kid owner by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

kid kidio

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua

I'ma fucking kill Kid Kidio!

kid kidio by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015