Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.

by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025

jonfield

jonfield is a popular pekorian that made some apks for android people.

jonfield is so cool

by jonfield October 23, 2025

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

kei'jonne

Kei'jonne is pretty much the best person you'll ever meet.Period.He's known for his extremely humorous and fun-loving personality and is very talented.He may act dumb at times, but is actually very intelligent.Kei'jonne loves attention and usually is in the center of attention.He is a determined person who never gives up on things desite if the results aren't good.He generally is very laid back and friendly but he's one of those people you don't wan't to take advantage or underestimate because he will leave some serious bruises.All in all, Kei'jonne is the guy who cares deeply for others, loves to have fun, always be on the top of his game and highly addictive to be around.He may become shy at times (when it comes to girls, mainly) but immediately no opens up once he gets to know them better.He loves being in the center of attention so he's easy to talk to when confronted.If there's any problem going on with the people he cares about, he won't hesitate to help those in distress.Basically, to summarize this whole definition Kei'jonne is indeed an awesome person to be (or to know).If you ever meet a Kei'jonne, it would be smart to get to know him because there isn't many of his kind out there. Especially one named in this strange, but cool way.

"Oh my goodness, Kei'jonne is so freaking funny".
"Kei'jonne is so smart and talented and very handsome.I wish I was like him."
"You'll never meet a guy like Kei'jonne.The dude is too awesome"!

by YumzyPanda January 2, 2017

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

Tiny Joonie

Lovelie nickname for BTS Kim NamJoon (RM), as he is the cutest man in this world and when you see him you won't be able to tell otherwise.

This nickname is to be applied when he smiles with whole heart and dimples, when he's shy or happily excited, or when he catches crabs or tiny animals, which have the effect to make him a small lovely baby even with his 1'80m height.

Look, Tiny Joonie and his crabs!

by Chupipli July 9, 2018