Jello Legs

When a woman's legs are so fat they become floppy and bouncy like Jello.

Mary ate so much McDonalds as a child she now has Jello Legs.

by bJt August 7, 2012

jillopied

To have train nails rammed up the urethra of one's penis.

Dude, I just got jillopied down by the train tracks yesterday... now my piss keeps leaking out of my dick.

by chrisalopolous snake July 21, 2009

Joller

A person who enjoys involving himself in ridiculous acts such as: dressing in bright luminously colored clothing such as wife beaters, flat-caps, sunglasses, shoe laces and any other items that are lumo; going to under 18 clubs; drinking sweet alcoholic drinks if one is not female; and having a constant urge to party.

"Look at that joller wearing a lumo flat cap".

"Im sure that joller is going to get trashed off one breezer"
"Did u hit the under 18 jol this weekend, joller?

by idontjol August 31, 2010

Jello?

A cocky or over confident way of saying hello on the phone. Also when trying to seem laid back or impressing someone with overconfidence on the phone.

(ring)... guy: one sec. hold on.

Guy: Jello?...yes..ok thanks.

Girl:who was that?

Guy:Oh just the casting department for a new movie. I got the lead role.

by psib99 May 5, 2009

Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

by hydra1970 November 22, 2011

Jillow

Docorative hotel pillow that very likely has been jised on.

Kick those jillows off before you get into bed.

by goddessofrot June 16, 2018

Jello Sheriff

Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"

You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?

by DjDelmo January 8, 2022