Jobby jog

A jobby jog is the half run you do to the toilet when you're turtle heading

Jesus that was close! Had to do a careful jobby jog to make that one!

by Moominboy March 12, 2026

Jobby dazzler

An extremely large poo that doesn’t give off odour

Feel better now that was a Jobby dazzler

by Silyan August 7, 2025

Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.

I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother

by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025

Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on

Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Wiki Jobby

where a person uses the, occasionally very wrong, site wikipedia to take "factual" information because they can't be bothered researching it themselves. this may be used when doing homework or research.

Teacher: "This all looks copied!"
Tom M: "That's a Wiki Jobby Sir"
Teacher: "I will put Wiki Jobby on it and shame him!"

by AKA Sid July 22, 2009

No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,

Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.

by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017