mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

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Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey

Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.

by Glenlolo November 20, 2014

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Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy

Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.

by Doge70 April 12, 2016

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Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

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strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

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