courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.

Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!

by fjm1990 September 25, 2013

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023

classy junkie

Someone who’s a junkie but also has some class and doesn’t walk around itching like a spinner.

I’m not a junkie, I’m a classy junkie. I still do normal activities, but when the time comes I’m a classy junkie!

by ClassyJunkie101 April 11, 2023

bipolar junkie

An individual suffering from bipolar disorder, who self medicates and typically abuses street drugs.

He tries to take care of himself through self medication to manage bipolar junkie

by Minez August 19, 2023

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.

I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.

by fienniggahours October 23, 2019

Cum Junky

Someone who “Cums” on a hourly or daily basis.

“I think Bob is starting to become a cum junky he goes to the bathroom ever hour to jerk off”

by BLank12321 March 31, 2021

Head Junkie

A woman that is infatuated with topping off a male counterpart, usually In an aggressively fascinating manner.

That chic Sally Strokes is a bonafide Head Junkie! She topped the whole crew off last night!

by Big John Swellington April 10, 2021