joe

The plastic device on the top of some liquor bottles that inhibits the flow of alcohol into your cup, and thus inhibits the fun. Removing the joe allows for more alcohol faster, therefore more fun, faster.

"Man! This Popov is pouring really slowly!"
"Dude! Thats why you remove the Joe!"

by JonnyG42 April 2, 2008

Joe

Usually an extremely heterophobic male or referring to an extremely heterophobic or otherwise gay individual.

He's Joe, but his name is Billy. or. Stop being so Joe!!

by Demon Blackheart February 26, 2008

Joe

The word Joe could mean anything, from pass the Joe or i did the best Joe the other day.

Son: Pass the Joe mum

Mother: Not yet

by CJ torrent May 11, 2009

joe

the ugliest thing on earth. girls hate him. he thinks he's the shit when he is shit. verry ugly and ape looking. he thinks hes so cooool when he's not

joe pacini

by ilikemilkalot June 23, 2010

joes

a pack of cigarettes any brand

say whoa you got any joes

by lonnie bee March 11, 2008

Joe

One who fingers goats

"oi lad i saw this lad in the himalayan mountains once fingering this goat and his made was behind him with a pulled hamstring" "mate thats a joe"

by cunt69 May 31, 2014

Joe

He is an individual who will never say no, and it turns on them in the long run. Usually really bad at math. But is a very good looking person, and most girls want to be with him. They waste a lot of time being with people they shouldn't be with. They are intelligent, but say very stupid things and come off as stupid. Usually a very touchy person if with someone, and a very loyal individual.

Look at that guy! He can't even do basic math! What a Joe.
He must be a Joe because he is so good looking!

You are Joe, just say no!

by ASKLJH February 21, 2017