This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
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*** sometime in 2013 ***
friend: "have you seen this Gangnam Style video?
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friend: email "look at these security images of cougars found stalking around a house in town"
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4 days later
Captain Internet: email "here's the link for Lake Nyos, a lake in Cameroon that absorbs carbon dioxide from a volcanic vent underneath it, here's <link>"
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friend: email "look at these security images of cougars found stalking around a house in town"
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Captain Internet: email "here's the link for Lake Nyos, a lake in Cameroon that absorbs carbon dioxide from a volcanic vent underneath it, here's <link>"
friend: "thanks Captain Internet"
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