Hayden Panettiere

The cheerleader from Heroes who really shouldn't be singing.

Me: "Is that Hilary Duff's new song?"

Friend: "Worse, it's from Hayden Panettiere."

by Jesa_gurl. January 1, 2009

Hassen

To hassen someone is to have anal sex with them. Only the male can hassen someone, as it's only considered "hassening" when a penis enters an anus.

Kid 1: Did you hear? Steven and Savannah had anal sex!
Kid 2: Yeah! I heard Savannah got hassened realll good!

by anonymousposterofshit October 12, 2009

harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

hardened blow

this is when you jizz into a girls nose. Then you hit the back of her head with your penus until the jizz comes out of her mouth.

Dude I gave this girl a hardened blow, now shes a vegtable.

by Hash Browney March 6, 2009

Hayden

Hayden is a enormously sexy man and all women can't resist his eternal charm. He has the biggest cock in the world and can pleasure 5 women at a time.

Dang that Hayden is hot

by BigDickHayden November 5, 2018

Nicky Hayden

1) 2006 MotoGP World Champion.

2) The only reason why women bother to watch MotoGP.

1) Nicky Hayden owned Valentino Rossi.

2) Nicky Hayden leaves MotoGP and the ratings fall 40%.

by Wisdom! January 27, 2007