Thors hammer

The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse

She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer

by obstar February 9, 2010

Akron Hammer

Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.

For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.

The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!

We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.

by G Gifford December 24, 2009

Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 1, 2009

PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

hammer rail

Doing a rail of cocaine off someone's hammer

This chick just did a rail off my cock. It was a sweet hammer rail!

by zerothdimension August 30, 2013

dropping the hammer

The act of fucking a girl really hard with brute force.

Sorry I missed your call, Joyce and I were in the bed. I was dropping the hammer.

by the true definition April 9, 2015

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004