Tonsil Hammer 

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

Golic's Hammer 

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

Golic's Hammer by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Skin Hammer 

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

Skin Hammer by Diamond David July 23, 2019

spicy hammer 

When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.

After a few shots of Hennessy, he really opened up and took the spicy hammer.

spicy hammer by CitrusMcGee May 21, 2014

thor hammer

another name for a large penis

omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!

thor hammer by missthaangg June 30, 2019

Cabbage Hammer 

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

Cabbage Hammer by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021

Mr. Hammer 

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

Mr. Hammer by Rifaat August 1, 2012