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Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
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The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
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Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022
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The Cheese Grater

A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
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Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
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Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023
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The O’ Not So Grate

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
Last night i pulled off ‘the o’ not so grate’… Lets Just say im single now
by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024
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