Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.

Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?

by Panada Express March 22, 2010

The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

by mjb15 January 23, 2011

The Guild

The greatest people you will ever meet.

I'm sorry, can't go out with my American friends tonight. I'm going Mook with the Guild.

by Tazzarama June 4, 2015

Fail Guild

A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".

Mysteria on Baelgun was a Fail Guild
Sectum Et Impera on Muradin was a Fail Guild

by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009

guido

A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.

A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.

"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."

by Jamboni December 28, 2005

guido

Danny of the College of William and Mary

Man Danny is such a guido

by bigman92 May 8, 2005

guilder

A Vermont hick, especially one who lives in the Fair Haven-Benson-Orwell area, drives a pickup truck, thinks Larry the Cable Guy is funny, looks forward to deer season, and refers back to one particular high school football season throughout his adult life with great regularity.

Guilder #1: Yup, I fell out (of) my deer stand last week 'cause I dropped my butt and tried to catch it.
Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder.

by jt castleton February 7, 2006