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The Guyble

The Guyble is a sort of social understanding upon "Men" to follow and abide by rules regarding friendship, relationships, business, and general respect. Examples from this spoken bible for men would be not to fool around with your friends ex though there are exceptions. Another example being not to use the urinal next to your fellow bro. Use one over. If you make a promise to help your fellow bro with something like moving, or giving them a lift, follow through. If you're helping them hide something small from their folks or something small, don't break the code only if it's imperative because someone may be hurt. There are limits and exceptions to rules in the Guyble
"Dude, you can't do that. It's against the bro code!"
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
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guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
by thekillingspree69 May 27, 2011
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gutrod

an energized man-rod ready to probe the guts of a female.
Dusty wielded the gutrod through the office until the secretary took care of it. She couldn't walk for a week.
by Bill Mustache October 22, 2011
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Guynamic

Guynamic - the girl to guy ratio at a social gathering orchestrated by girls from an all girls school, and the way in which this affects the overall ambiance.
"Dya think we've got a good mix of people coming to Bea's party?"

"We should probably invite Luke and Ollie, you know, to improve the guynamic"

"Yeah, and tell them to bring friends..."
by Bisabilo October 14, 2012
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Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Gurdle

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴
*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”
by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019
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Gugugu

A sound make when you are surprised or excited. Also can be used in case of a solid slap
Damn you see that girl?
*both look
*simultaneously Gugugu
by TheFlimFlammer June 17, 2019
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