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groove juice

when the alcoholic beverage is more than half vodka
joel page loves groove juice but ben and zach died from it
by alfie thompson September 18, 2023
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Groomer

When you first hear the word “groomer” you might thing of a pet groomer washing & manipulating the fur.

This is how we think of groomers brainwashing & manipulating the thoughts of others.

Narcissists are known for grooming victims of their abuse to think it’s ok.
Religions & cults have been known to groom people into their beliefs.
American conservatives have started to use the term primarily directed towards sexual predators .

This term has been used to refer to situations of abuse in psychology for years now.
It has nothing to do with the LGBTQIA+ community
“He was just grooming you to think that way.”
“I was groomed to believe some wild things as a child.”
“I’m afraid your partner is an abusive groomer.”
by Am_non October 20, 2023
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gloover

A big purple barney otherwise known as a stupid mean poop face. USUALLY directed at edwards.
Bobz: Hey Eddie

Edward: shut up lover

Bobz: Your mean gloover you.
by The person 2 tables behind u October 31, 2023
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grovering

being overly obsessed with grover from percy jackson
i am sooo obsessed with grover. so im grovering
by grover 😘 February 1, 2024
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grover

It's Grover for me
by BLU. Yeck February 24, 2024
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Groomer

A junior asking a freshman to suck his dick for 20 dollars when the freshman was intoxicated, then doing the same type of thing the next yr to another girl
Ro*ert A*ani O’Grody is a groomer to people much much MUCH younger than him!
by Balls.Hotmale March 1, 2024
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Groomersexual

A groomersexual is a type of skier for whom precisely carving a well-groomed piste is their raison d'etre. Skiers that exhibit the groomersexual orientation tend to be Europeans from the Alps (France, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) who attended ski school from a young age, and continued to receive skiing lessons well into early adulthood. While groomersexuals are phenomenal skiers on a well-groomed piste, their ability to ski powder, trees, steeps, sastrugi or other variable conditions, and off-piste/backcountry is all but completely absent.

In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
Skier 1: Dude! Summit is going to get 11” overnight. Tomorrow is going to be sick! I’ll be heading up super early if you, and any friends want to join.

Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!

Skier 1: So, just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?

Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.

Skier 1: Seriously?!?

Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
by Helluva Engineer March 3, 2024
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