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Goochatize

Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.
Goochatize me Captain!
by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009
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Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010
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gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
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Gooch Nectar

The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.
by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011
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Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30
by Carterto December 30, 2011
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Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
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Goocho

the gooch of an Argentinian cowboy residing in the Pampas or Chacos of southern South America.
His wife must really love him to munch on his sweaty goocho after a long day on the farm.
by csmyth7 November 19, 2011
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