Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.
Goochatize me Captain!
by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009
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Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010
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An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
Get the gooching so hard mug.The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011
Get the Gooch Nectar mug.The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
by Carterto December 30, 2011
Get the Gooch Days mug.a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
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