goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

Stuffed Goose

A sexual act where all the holes in a women are penetrated by a man's penis, with the exception of the nose holes. Therefore, you would have one vaginal, one in the mouth, and one in each each

Jane: Melissa, you look exhausted. How was that party last night? Any action with Jimmy?

Melissa: Yeah, I actually agreed to do a stuffed goose with Jimmy, his best friend Carl, and their two other friends Matt and Craig! It felt AWESOME being stuffed!

by Red Samurai Mike December 7, 2012

Goose Dump

A crap so large, that when taken is so exquisite and satisfying that it gives you goose bumps during release.

"I was in a bad mood all morning, not knowing why, until I took an exhilarating goose dump. Now I'm happy as a pig in goose dumps".

by daust126 March 20, 2011

Goose Butter

Much like duck butter, Goose Butter is found at "the other end of the pond", but only on a female. It is the sweat that accumulates on a female in her vaginal area, usually around the vaginal lips.

Sorry Bobby, you're not actually turning me on, that's just my goose butter.

or

Did you remember to put the rest of the goose butter back in the fridge?

by The Faze (Matt) January 31, 2005

Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Loosey Goose

A person, most likely a woman that does something rather whore-ish. If often, she may be described as a Loosey Goose.

Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey goose.

by MonkeyMan4444 May 26, 2011