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Glory Hunter

Some-one who claims to support and follow one of the big 4 teams in English football but never attends their games nor seems to even have a jersey of their team
Person 1:"I love Chelsea they are the best team in England"
Person 2:"Really why do you love them"
Person 1:"They won the premiership"
Person 2::"So who did you follow last year then?"
Person 1:"I used to follow Mancheter united but they where crap this year but if they do good again next year I might follow them"
Person 2: "Haha you aint no fan man you're just a glory hunter"
Person 1:"What's a glory hunter"
Person 2:"You you only go for teams that are winning or win the premiership just pick a team and stick with it for life get the jersey go to the games follow them where ever they may go and you'll see what being a real passionate fan is all about"
Person 1:"OK I'll go for Arsenal"
Person 2"Omg just pick a crap team and follow them stop being such a glory hunter going for one of the big 4"
by Harry69 February 24, 2011
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hand of glory

Old Lore:

In really old times, people whispered about the wickedness of thieves and sinning, and one popular tale/rumour was about the Hand of Glory.

It goes that a master thief carried a dead man's withered hand into the house he intends to burgle, and then lights the fingers on fire. If a finger catches fire, it means somebody is sleeping inside the house--if it doesn't, then it means they're awake. (Or there aren't enough people in the house as there are fingers, which is important and plays into how the thief is often caught at the end, by people in the house hiding or pretending to be asleep.)

Once the fingers were lit, the sleeping people were charmed, and wouldn't wake up until the flames were extinguished, which could only be done by dipping the hand into fresh milk.

A common variation on the tale is that the hand must be taken from the hand of an unborn baby. Preferably done in a graveyard, at the stroke of midnight, and without making any noise. These Hands of Glory were the best, and when lit on fire, could burn forever without being consumed, and also casting a "devil's light", which would light up the darkness, but only for the thief holding it.
In Looking Glass Studios' "Thief- The Dark Project", Garrett steals back his Hand of Glory while breaking into Cragscleft.
by Ashtar the Fox May 24, 2004
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The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...
"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*
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Gooby

Commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. Most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.
Boy: "I love you, gooby!"
Girl: "I love you too!"

OR

Girl: "Jake, you're such a gooby head!"
Boy: "Nuh huh!"
by Gooby Queen April 17, 2014
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Glory Bowl

When a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a piss and you whip your dick out and she blows you. It's kind of like a glory hole but on the toilet bowl.
Me and this girl were making out in the bathroom, she sat down to piss and gave me a glory bowl.
by glory bowler April 20, 2009
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Goofy

The ultimate comeback to tell someone they're retarded
James: I like fortnite

Mike: bruh you're absolutely GOOFY
by Yeet my skeet May 1, 2019
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That goofy ahh girl who farted

The girl who fated that one time.

(She so goofy ahh)
yo billy its that goofy ahh girl who farted. Gregory said "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh".
by horse tickler May 20, 2022
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