Goober

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky

STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER

by ho r u real May 31, 2025

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.

"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"

by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024

silly goober

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.

"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."

by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024

Goober

A slur towards clowns

Get out of here you Goober and go back to blowing balloons

by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023