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Indian Giving

1. (n., adj.) when an individual or group takes something from another and gives them something shittier in return, a la European governments’ treatment of the Native Americans.

"Every place we pitched our tent, they sank an oil well. Every time they sank a well, they hit oil. And every time they hit oil, the Indian giving SOBs made us pack up our tent and go someplace else." (Catch 22, 1999; p. 49)

2. (n., adj.) when an individual or group takes something from another and gives them something shittier in return, then deprives them again and gives them something shittier in return, then deprives them again… ad infinitum.

“Then, Yossarian, it finally happened—the beginning of the end. The Indian giving sons of a bitches began to follow us around from in front. They would try to guess where we were going to stop next and would begin drilling before we even got there, so we couldn’t even stop. As soon as we’d begin to unroll our blankets, they would kick us off. They had confidence in us. They wouldn’t even wait to strike oil before they kicked us off. We were so tired we almost didn’t care the day our time ran out." (Catch 22, 1999; p. 50)
3. (n.,adj.; archaic) when someone attempts to purchase and claim ownership of an inalienable possession, or something is maliciously bestowed to cause detriment.

“Could it not be contrived to Send the Small Pox among those Disaffected Tribes of Indians? We must, on this occasion, Use Every Stratagem in our power to Reduce them," said Sir Jeffery Amherst. “I have blankets!”

Sounds like a plan for Indian giving to me!,” replied Col. Henry Bouquet, “taking care however not to get the disease myself.” (Francis Parkman, “The Conspiracy of the Pontiac and… “ 1892; p. 40)
“Look at these Indians selling Manhattan for $24 worth of goods, what a steal!” - Peter Minuit, attempting to purchase New Amsterdam for the Dutch West India Company (1626).
Look at this indian-giver, thinks we own the land….” shaking his head “So, foolish to think he even can.” - Seyseys, chief of the Canarsees, accepting technology & goods for Weckquaesgeek occupied land (1626).
(Nathaniel Benthley, “The $24 Swindle” American Hertiage Vol. 11 Iss. 1, 1959).
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Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving.

When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.
Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."
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Gavyn

A piece of shit who won't help you through your depression and break up with you by calling you a friend in an argument.
Guy 1: Yo, she looks so sad sitting by herself at that table. I heard Gavyn left her at her worst time in her life.
Guy 2: Yeah. Any guy with that kinda name shouldn't even be fuckin' trusted.
by SlIpKnOtAnNiHiLlaTiOn December 14, 2018
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Giving

Not necessarily the act of giving sex but something like grinding or hand job.
Me and Annie were giving in the cinema toilet.
by MysrikHero December 28, 2019
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giving up the dookie

The act of an individual allowing his/her partner to make an insertion into their asshole.
by she gives me the dookie May 18, 2010
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giving you balls

Quit whining! I'm just giving you balls!
by sugar1031 August 29, 2010
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