Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

Horny Gerbil

Having a woman inhale helium right before orgasm, so her moans of pleasure are extremely high pitched.

Dude, I convinced my wife to do the horny gerbil last night... shit was so cash.

by StevieMJH May 31, 2010

Germaphobe

A suddenly-normal person for whom the global Coronavirus scare feels like everyday life.

Observing the near-empty streets, theaters and gyms, seeing people all around him wearing masks, avoiding doorknobs, refusing to take the subway or eat in public, watching as nobody is shaking hands, the germaphobe felt that what he had known for years was finally sinking in.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.

same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!

by kyle nate and brad in new york 7th grade May 13, 2008

germanophile

one who loves to the point of adoration, scholorship, and immersion german language, art, music, mannerisms, history, politics, people, architecture, film, food, cars, kitsch, costume, herritage, folk culture, literature, philosophy, mythology, craftmanship.....

my dad was a germanophile. he kept a copy of Der Struwwelpeter around the house in hopes that i'd read it, studied german grammer for hours every night, and always wanted to visit someday.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

by crazydoc March 14, 2009