Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.
Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.
Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.
Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.
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GUIDA
• guidance
• Guidance Counselor
• guidaboo
• guidaholic
• Guidak
• Guidalandia
• guidany
• Guidar
• guidasitis
Clothing- A|X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters, sweat jackets usually by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A|X jeans, ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A|X belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable, Cadillac's, or anything expensive that will make someone say damn! and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places..
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit, exit, abyss, temptations, djais, bamboo, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where you can purchase steroids (not all guidos do steroids though).
music- techno, house, dance, very little rap if any at all. music that u can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.Usually always talking on it.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
Other Guido Characteristics- tans all week, lifts weights and gets hair cut every week and eyebrows waxxed every week.
Guidos are commonly mistaken as stuck up pretty boys who use way to much gel. They're actually hot! Some are jackasses because they ALL know they look good, but some are chill.
Italian females with the same characteristics are known as Guidettes, like me.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable, Cadillac's, or anything expensive that will make someone say damn! and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places..
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit, exit, abyss, temptations, djais, bamboo, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where you can purchase steroids (not all guidos do steroids though).
music- techno, house, dance, very little rap if any at all. music that u can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.Usually always talking on it.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
Other Guido Characteristics- tans all week, lifts weights and gets hair cut every week and eyebrows waxxed every week.
Guidos are commonly mistaken as stuck up pretty boys who use way to much gel. They're actually hot! Some are jackasses because they ALL know they look good, but some are chill.
Italian females with the same characteristics are known as Guidettes, like me.
Go to Staten Island and you'll see all the Guidos you need. Guido Central is a great place to meet some Guidos too.
Look at that Guido. I love his tan!
My brother uses way more hair gel than me! What a Guido!
Leave the Cheap Stallion and jump on a Guido Italian!
Look at that Guido. I love his tan!
My brother uses way more hair gel than me! What a Guido!
Leave the Cheap Stallion and jump on a Guido Italian!
by Italian Guidette October 29, 2006
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Its Gudda, Gudda
I put her under
I see me with her
No Stevie Wonder
I don't even wonder
Cause she know she bad
And I got her nigga
Grocery bags
I put her under
I see me with her
No Stevie Wonder
I don't even wonder
Cause she know she bad
And I got her nigga
Grocery bags
by Crayterm13 August 27, 2010
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Get the guid mug.The professor's lecture was so disorganized that I left the classroom feeling like I'd spent an hour in Guidalandia, with no understanding of the metacation material.
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