globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

globglogabgalab

The Yeast of Thoughts and Minds

Intro I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove

Chorus I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

Chorus I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.

by Globglogabgala May 15, 2018

globlett

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

by shane March 29, 2004

globules

The white bubbly balls of liquid that are inside one's mouth when he or she is stoned from smoking too much pot.

"Argh! I'm spitting globules! look at them, they're morphing!"

by Xenogen July 28, 2006

globglogabgalab

A very fat person who loves books.

I am the Globglogabgalab

by OofSucc May 20, 2018

Globglogabgalab

God

We are her today in the Mysterious House, which is the place of worship to the almighty Globglogabgalab.

by Masonw070204 November 30, 2018

Globulate

To form a glob*

* AKA a blob

"My biro is so shit all the ink globulate's at the end"

by Twigger Nob Neck February 22, 2008