gimble

to aggressively shart on a man over 50

i gimble on a daily basis

by ccosan September 11, 2023

Gimblegork

A man who’s the Gimblest of them Gork, has such an unhealthy obsession with animal crossing that he told a plastic surgeon to make his face match the one of his character

Yo Gimblegork, that’s pretty “gorked” my “gimble”!

by chubh September 16, 2023

Gambier, Ohio

A small midwestern town full of ghosts, bored students, and over-excited English professor. No one is entirely sure how they got here.

Where the fuck is Gambier, Ohio?

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

Gumble

A creature that craves gloop

The gumble craved gloop

by 33smallraccoonsinatrenchcoat November 3, 2023

gumblex

somebody who is constantly dropping things or bumping into people, but like next level type of clumsyness. like its almost impressive how easily they drop things.

"oh my god did you see her knock over that glass? she's such a fucking gumblex"

by official word person January 18, 2024

Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2

Recent examples on the web:

For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.

by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024

Gambling

How to destroy your savings for college

LET'S GO GAMBLING!

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by Pythagoreanman July 17, 2024