Flumpwarden

One who goes to the woods to inspect turds to verify that they are actually entwined.

The Flumpwarden can confirm that the turds were entwined, they therefore qualify as flumps

by Flumpmeister January 20, 2013

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

frump

A combination of frown and grump. It's like a grump, but more pathetic, willfully ignorant, and often lazy. Essentially, a negative, irrelevant moron.

Tea Party voters are frumps.

by streetswag December 21, 2014

Frumped

Friend-dumped. Similar to when a romantic partner breaks up with you, only it stings THAT much more because it's your friend.

Did you hear what happened? Sally totally frumped Sam. I don't know what happened, I guess she just got tired of the BS.

by IntuitiveEnigma March 3, 2015

Frumplestein

A person who is short, dumpy, hunched over (poor posture) wearing wrinkled clothes

You are such a frumplestein

by Devereux League April 27, 2015

Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015