j fucking k

Something Ariana Grande once said in a tweet from September 27, 2018, in which she was retweeting herself.

Ariana Grande: “everything will be okay”
Ariana Grande: “j fucking k”

by shedoesntgohere January 13, 2021

fucking head

what most politicians have but do not use

My area MP lost his fucking head before he even got elected.

by jumakiss_ December 1, 2017

fucking annoying

when something is so annoying it is beyond that so you get mad and shout "thats fucking annoying!"

Guy 1: *playing sounds that are considered annoying*
Guy 2: "Stop"

Guy 1: *keeps playing it*
Guy 2: "Dude, you're getting annoying"
Guy 1: *keeps playing it*
Guy 2: "YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING"
Guy 1: *stops*

by ayypegg April 3, 2019

fucking fuck

to be more than fucked, having the emphisis on the fuck

hey wayne, your fucking fucked, u fucking fuck

by tjhayter May 6, 2007

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

by walt hewins April 3, 2008

but...fucking

a conjunction, very funny when you point it out as they pause before continuing on with their sentance. usually used by someone who interjects the f-word or varients of the f-word into every sentance.

sarah: i was going to go to school today but...fucking -
rachael: really BUT FUCKING, that sounds like fun.
sarah: eew! gross! no i was too hung over to go. shut up kayce.

by KaceUm May 5, 2007