front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

Front Twerkin

The act of thrusting one's dong satchel back and forth in a twerking motion.

Since the age of 12, the boy has been front twerkin like Peter North.

by Uncle Boner July 10, 2015

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Front Calves

Basically your shins

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more

by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016

front but

When a female has a "stanky" pussy, or has a very fat pussy resulting in the look of a but in the front of your pants.

Applies to all women

1• Female I can smell your front but from here .

2• damn look at the front but on that fat bitch.

by Q-town definer December 10, 2016

Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016