Fried edges

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe the phenomenon of an excess of anti adhesive product applied to an oven band during the production of Jaffa cakes.

Oh my days these cakes are bad! At least we won’t get 53’s with these fried edges!

We’ve dumped 7 bins of fried edges, just can’t get the cakes right.

These fried edges are massive! They’re like bloody dinner plates!

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021

Flash fried

Hair that is overly burnt from hot irons or straighteners, or chemical use such as dyes

Have you seen Haley recently, her hair is totally flash fried

by crackers7 January 28, 2022

fried fritters

When someone sleeps around; a slut.

Kari called Cathy a fried fritter, but Kari should check herself and think before doing that again!

by Leslie May 13, 2005

dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

by greyrider245 January 27, 2021

Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.

Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..

by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021

Fried gold

To do something that is especially good, being hot enough to fry gold.

I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.

1. after viewing an especially good performance of any kind: "That performance was fried gold"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"

by Ben Foster April 7, 2005