flabberjabbin

Sneaking around and being unfaithful to your spouse. Primarily used in the south.

Man, you know you been out there flabberjabbin, you know that stuff ain't right. She gone find out!

by Poliosis6 November 24, 2025

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025

Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

by flabbergastly January 23, 2026

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Jackson Faber

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air

by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025