The "welcome pack" the department of corrections gives you when entering jail/ prison which normally consists of a very small toothbrush, comb, toothpaste (also used for lube?) and razor.
by Bo Binkerson February 09, 2007
A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!
by MG1rl May 29, 2014
Fucking Illinois ShitHeads Towing A Boat. This is a term used mainly by Wisconsinites when describing a ridiculus driver from Illinois who vacations in Wisconsin in the summer to use a boat on the beautiful lakes. They are known to drive like shit on the roads while towing their boats.
I was driving through town and a fish tab was taking up two lanes with his boat trailer so I could not get around him.
by smilepretty May 16, 2006
The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.
- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
by Garrett Starr November 03, 2014
Quadd fishing also known as quick add fishing is the act of adding random girls or guys on your snap or social media site of your choosing. Once added the snapper will then ask random questions to see if the girl/guy responds. If so you may then start a conversation with this said person and try to be as funny as possible even if u can’t make a joke for your life. If you are the lucky son of a bitch who gets their number you may use them for whatever fucked up things you want.
by Salmon Waxman September 01, 2021
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017