The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.
"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".
Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.
Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.
Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.
Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.
Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.
Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.
by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011
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Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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john wasn't too happy when sally refused to fartsty-nine him.
We totally did a fartsty-niner last night.
You may not fartsty-nine with minors. Or miners.
We totally did a fartsty-niner last night.
You may not fartsty-nine with minors. Or miners.
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