Salad Fingers 

A green guy that gets a stiffy from touching rusty spoons

The feel is almost orgasmic

Quote Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers by JakelovesVall October 26, 2010

Chola Fingers 

Having red fingers from eating the most popular chola lunch, hot cheetos.

Chola #1: "Yo pass me da hot cheetos!"
Chola #2: "Hey gurl you don't want to have chola fingers for your chulo 2night.

Chola Fingers by juan696969 March 23, 2009

Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

Sausage Fingers by Weasle1uk January 17, 2008

salad fingers 

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons

salad fingers by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

eight fingers 

A pint of alcohol. 2 male hands stacked on top of each other (8 fingers) are as high as a pint glass.

Give me eight fingers of your finest rum.

eight fingers by Devan Maher February 2, 2007

Rollie Fingers

Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go somewhere the next day; and when you don't feel like getting laid for a month.

"I gave her the Rollie Fingers. She couldn't figure out why the Jehovah's Witness was looking at her sideways when she answered ther door the next morning."

Rollie Fingers by Fattooth Electricteeth December 29, 2007

cake fingers

Particulary plump area engorged with fat around the metacarpals resembling a fat baby's fingers after smothering them in a birthday cake

That fatboy over there who likes cookies has cake fingers.

cake fingers by K_ICE22 August 20, 2006