An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"
Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"
Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
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Get the Feels mug.by Lil Toot January 5, 2006
Get the stinky feet mug.When you meet a girl / guy that you like and it starts to have an effect on you in an emotional way.
' Bro , I cant get that chick I met last night out my head'
'Shit. Sounds like you've caught feelings!'
'Shit. Sounds like you've caught feelings!'
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Feekma is a self edited form of this line making it fun to say in groups or situations where others might find that line disturbing or not so tasteful.
Pronounced: "Yide-Feekma"
Feekma is a self edited form of this line making it fun to say in groups or situations where others might find that line disturbing or not so tasteful.
Pronounced: "Yide-Feekma"
When at a party or social setting one might wonder how he/she is looking. What to do? Find a mirror. If you like what you see, and you feel your game is on point...one would whisper under their breath, "Feekma." (Penis tuck optional)
by coagulate February 14, 2010
Get the Feekma mug.A state in which your feels are so strong, you can no longer contain them. It is a very intense feeling, and you will more than likely know when it is happening.
My feelings of happiness were so intense that a feelsplosion was released from me...and into my pants.
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Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.
Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.
Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.
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