by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017
Get the fart niggamug. A horrible smelling fart usually present after eating unhealthy food such as pizza which acts as an indication that you need to shit soon.
Guy: Yo, tryna play another round?
Pizza Fart Guy: Idk man, I’ve got pizza farts.
Guy: Shit, go to the toilet or something then!
Pizza Fart Guy: Idk man, I’ve got pizza farts.
Guy: Shit, go to the toilet or something then!
by adampepperoniman26 August 16, 2021
Get the Pizza fartmug. Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019
Get the Auditorium fartmug. A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
by nihn75 November 5, 2011
Get the Trumpet Fartmug. when you fart, little square chunks flow graciously out of your butthole, with a squirt of greenish-brown liquid flowing out of the caboose.
oh, dude! i just blew chunks of fart in class! dude, the liquid was KILLER! it shot a hole right through my pants!
by the farting childs. April 21, 2010
Get the chunks of fartmug. 1) an urban metropolis which, instead of being polluted by smog and fuels, is polluted so heavily by the collective stench of the inhabitants' farts
2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench
2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench
1. johnny's apartment is located right in the middle of fart city, it really stinks
2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city
2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city
by jonogoldjohnny April 1, 2013
Get the fart citymug. "I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"
"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
by captainlarry February 8, 2010
Get the farting with confidencemug.