Fail-tality

When someone fails and it has painful or near death results.

Man falls from high roof because it had snow on it and nearly broke his neck FAIL-TALITY

by Buzzworthington January 17, 2009

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epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009

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Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?

iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.

by Raggameister March 30, 2010

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Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

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Space fail

A failure to effectively use the space bar, resulting in a sentence thatlook slikethi s

As defined by Doctor Nick 'Dreader' Wilson.

Space fail: Typic alexampl eofa spac efail !

by otter-boy August 26, 2010

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Fail Ops(Flops) is a parody name derived from the video game Black Ops presumably for its failure to deliver to expectations and just being riddled with bugs and other things that make it not enjoyable to play.

1.)
Kid 1: Dude, I got this sick double feed in Black Ops yesterday.
Kid2: Wow, you still play Flops? Trade that shit in for MW2, man.
2.) OMG, Black Ops is such a fail. It's full of lag, the hit detection sucks, the snipers are useless, and the matchmaking is horrid. They should just rename it to Fail Ops and Failarch.

by JesusisyoursaviorX April 14, 2011

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Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011

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