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F-factor

The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.
Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.
by jpg3 November 1, 2011
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Fear Factory

Industrial metal band that started out being a boderline Death metal band in 1991. Their vocalist, Burton Bell, was the first to introduce both death metal growling and switching to clean vocals. Fear Factory evolved into a sharper, more aggressive sound, and progressed from death metal to industrial with hints of techno here and there. They focus on how humankind is too addicted to technology to the point of being helpless without it, and see technology as the eventual downfall of humanity.
Demanufacture and Obsolete are good albums by Fear Factory.
by GROMM March 27, 2005
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Alternative Facts

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.
by ez0ck January 22, 2017
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Fireworks Factory

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.
I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?
by swift_icarus July 29, 2010
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Factorio

A series of unknown or unforeseen events required to take place in order accomplish a single task. Often causing a great deal f time to pass before accomplishing the original task you set out to do.
"I'll be over in a half hour, I just need to make breakfast"

You realize you dont have any food for breakfast so you need to go to the grocery store.

You can't find your wallet, you remember you left it at your other friends place lastnight.

You get in your car and realize your low on gas so you need to make a stop at the gas station.

You drive to your friends place and pick up your wallet. But they're the type of friend that you kinda have to stick around and chat with for a bit or they get salty.

You drive to the gas station and while paying at the pump, you receive an NSF message. You transfer enough money for your gas and required groceries then fill up your tank.

You arrive at the grocery store and spot your supervisor. Trying desperately to avoid her, she spots you. You're obligated to make small talk.

You head home and put your groceries away and realize you forgot to start the dishwasher.

You pull out a few dishes, start the dishwasher and turn to your sink to start the dishes. You realize you are out of dish soap.

You go back to the grocery store.

You do the dishes by hand.

You cook your breakfast, brew some coffee and sit down to finally relax and eat.

You now have to poop. So you do.

It's been 4 hours trying to accomplish the single task you originally set out to do. Your friend calls and asks what's up? You explain that you had a factorio morning and thought you could complete what you needed to in a half hour but that's not how factorio works.
by EhZStreet June 9, 2018
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Puzzle Factory

"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop
by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003
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Factorback

Factorback is the annoying ESPN analyst Merril Hoge's definition of a running back or tailback. He preaches in his loud annoying voice about a "SEAL HERE" AND A "SEAL HERE", and how the factorback is very dynamic. He usually sounds more clueless than Rasheed Wallace at a spelling bee.
Merril Hoge: Adrian Peterson is a FACTOR BACK! I studied him on film for 22.5 hours and he is just absolutely dynamic. Look at this play, POWER FORMATION, RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, he gets a SEAL here, and a SEAL here, and breaks off a nice run. Adrian Peterson is a factorback.
by brightz[tyop] December 21, 2009
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