essied

when you fuck up your ciggarette.

oh no, my cig is all essied!

by lkjhgfds October 29, 2006

Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Essigmann

A type of vinyl siding.

Wow Mary, your house is still looking great! How does it stay great through all the weathering?

Oh, it must be the Essigmann siding.

by wuergengel August 7, 2008

Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.

by sameopet April 8, 2013

essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016

essaffai

sexually frustrated persons found in public places like theatres, events etc.

women afraid essaffai persons in theatre.

by MyKerala June 24, 2017