Elderbrain

What you start experiencing, in your mid 30's, when you go to remember stuff and can't.

Dude. When I called earlier I had total elderbrain. I meant to tell you....

by Rogue SF July 20, 2006

elderpeople

old fogies, people over the age of 60, any member of AARP, anyone who has been at a senior citizens center and participated, nursing home and asisted living residents. singular; elderperson

Those elderpeople are really feeble and wrinkly.

by j to the P-Ro March 19, 2008

elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.

1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.

by Molby9 January 15, 2012

elderwoody

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

by panterax3 April 28, 2014

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

elderly home

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

by omwtofyb December 4, 2017