Dumbelievable

When something so dumb happens that you aren't sure if you believe it or not.

"Jason tried to eat the shell of the lobster."

"I thought it'd be like chips."

"That's dumbelievable, Jason."

by JimmyTheSmack June 2, 2018

Dumblr

The dark, gay wizard side of Tumblr

I don't know, I just messed up the ending of the spell, bro. I pressed enter without looking. And there I was, down in the middle of Dumblr. I had typed Expellianus instead of Expelliarmus.

by jsrodsedre March 14, 2018

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Dummering

Extremely busy and popular

The beach is dummering this time of year.

by boskop July 6, 2018

Dubberrucky

Whilst having relations with a man or a woman you touch taints

Pull your Effin balls up and touch taints... tap them together it’s a dubberrucky

by Dubbberrucky August 2, 2018

Dumbarhea

When you say something dumb, and while trying to fix it, you sound even more dumb. Like diarhea, the dumb keeps flowing.

Bob said something stupid to Jan. As he explained, he kept saying stupid things. Jan told him he had a bad case of dumbarhea and left.

by AKW-AS August 26, 2018

Dumger

Black person that is very stupid.

Shut up you dumger.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018