dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013

bled dry

Typically what happens to you when you put effort into something that never matriculates

That year spent with Bobby was exhausting! I was bled dry

by Ralph it September 13, 2013

Dry Husk

Someone who refrains from life, yet participates lifelessly.

Bill is suck a dry husk, he never even sleeps in his bed.

by Ka Zooker February 27, 2012

Dry Leaning

Using the "pull out" method during sex while wearing a condom.

My girl hates messes so I was forced to dry lean all over her face last night. a.k.a dry leaning

by inthegr00ve December 1, 2011

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dry lick

Lick on someone until they’re dry

John if you don’t stop touching my ass, imma dry lick you

by TheDryLicker April 15, 2023