Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch October 06, 2015

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 28, 2015

dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

by Krkič December 19, 2019

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 March 31, 2014

Dry Slappy

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.

Thanks for that dry slappy Jackson.

by EPCROCKER April 24, 2016

Dry Cupping

The act of clearing a puddle (usually in a regularly used pathway) using a polystyrene cup and a large purple bucket

e.g. at a charity event where 850 santas will be running across a start line it doesnt help to have large puddles everywhere, hence 'can you have a go at dry cupping near the start line please' (charity event manager).

by DryCuppa321 December 06, 2009