Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 May 12, 2014

Dry Pussy

definition: Emma Caniglia

Did you hear about the girl with a Dry Pussy ?, yeah it’s emma caniglia nothing surprising!

by shotsfired December 24, 2021

bled dry

Typically what happens to you when you put effort into something that never matriculates

That year spent with Bobby was exhausting! I was bled dry

by Ralph it September 13, 2013

Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

Dry Husk

Someone who refrains from life, yet participates lifelessly.

Bill is suck a dry husk, he never even sleeps in his bed.

by Ka Zooker February 27, 2012

dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013