Drunk Abby 

-What you call Abbys drunk alter-ego. A completely different person than sober Abby. Very flirty. Usually ready to fuck anything and everything. Says whatever she can to get laid and drunk texts anyone she can think of at the time. Basically Abby without a brain or reasoning skills.
-She uses this as an excuse to get out of what she did the night before because she doesn't know how to control her drunk self.

Phil- man abby you were all over that shit last night!
Abby- Ah man I don't like them! Why did you let me get that drunk?
Phil- Hey Im not yo mama take care of your own damn self
Abby- Fuck why didn't I think of that

Will- whoa abby was alll over me last night, I thought she hated me
John- was she drinking?
Will- yeah
John- Oh that was Drunk Abby not Abby.

Drunk Abby by cocolove67 November 30, 2010

Drunk Turtle 

after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male ejaculates on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and pass out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the Drunk Turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.

example 1.

Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.

Example 2

Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!

Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Drunk Turtle by Gorman Green Man September 22, 2011

Drunk and Down to Fuck

When you're intoxicated and aren't just down to fuck, but you're wasted and just about anything will do.

John was out on Friday night and slept with a cougar who was Drunk And Down To Fuck. God bless alcohol!!!!

Drunk and Down to Fuck by dadtf March 16, 2009

drunk as Cooter Brown 

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

drunk as Cooter Brown by freemason November 10, 2007

drunk bitch

a bitch that has had far too much to drink

a drunk bitch walks by a group of guys and imagines that they say somthing to her. She then begins to talk shit in a drunken manner, embarrasing herself, before driving away; almost hitting trash cans etc.

drunk bitch by nunka July 16, 2006

Drunk 9 

The second set of 9 holes on a golf course after ingesting massive amounts of alcohol during the first 9 holes. Results are usually disasterous, except for a select few.

"I was playing really well, then I hit the Drunk 9 and it was over."

Drunk 9 by Fitty4ex May 22, 2008

Drunk City 

Drunk City is a place you go when you're drunk, and can only be inhabited by those who are intoxicated.

While you're getting drunk you're on your way to drunk city.

Neil : "Hey what are you doing tonight"
Hiroki: "I don't know, how about we take a trip to drunk city?"

Drunk City by Mayor of Drunk City September 24, 2009