dickle

Someone who says stupid things on a day to day basis. Known to always use retard phrases and do retarded things. When using, sound better wen using with another funny word. Can be used to describe anyone who is generally a asshole

1)only dickle would say something like that.....
2)you are such a fuckin dickle...

by freeky ty June 30, 2009

dickless wonder

a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.

old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

dicked

dick head. the way it is pronounced in England

did u just look at me u fukin dicked do ya want a fukin punch

by Louis Matthew Murray October 9, 2004

dickle

dickle v. dick'led, dick'ling, dick'les

v. tr. 1. to touch (the body) lightly with a penis, so as to cause laughter or twitching movements.
2. a. To tease or excite pleasurably with a penis; titillate
b. To fill with mirth or pleasure; delight with a penis

v. r. To feel or cause a tingling sensation from a penis
n. 1. the act of dickling
2. informal terms for a difficult situation with a penis
3. a small warty penis, usually preserved in brine or vinegar.

ex: Johnny dickled me pink last night.
ex: Billy got into a terrible dickle with Suzy last night.

by Ryann October 21, 2004

Dicklenuts

An affectionate, albeit colloquial way to address another person. A slightly pejorative variation of the term "dude", it implies a mildly dimminutive intent. Especially used after addresse commits some sort of faux pas, or error in reasoning, judgement, or intellect. Used in an informal situation. See:"buttmunch"

"Nice going, dicklenuts!"(sarcastic)

"Hey, dicklenuts- that is my sister you are hitting on!"

"grab me a beer, dicklenuts"

by C-Munz February 10, 2009

Dickle

An act of "tickling" someone using their dick.

Hey Larry, never dickle me again! You perve!
Have you ever been dickled?

by Fataddict62 August 23, 2014

dicked

To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.

His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.

by crpirate April 25, 2016