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Derek Whittingham 

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!
Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's Derek Whittingham!!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!
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Derek Owens

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
Derek Owens by burgestar January 20, 2015

Derek Hardesty 

The Sexiest man I know, that Loves his beautiful wife & kids more than life it self. Shows unselfishness & kindness, has a huge heart & is well endowed; & proves it!
Wow! I wish I had a man like Derek Hardesty!

Derek Hardesty 

The Sexiest man I know, that Loves his beautiful wife & kids more than life it self. Shows unselfishness & kindness, has a huge heart & is well endowed; & proves it!
Wow! I wish I had a man like Derek Hardesty!

derek boy 

A Derek that is a boy is nice and funny. Is also such a Derek
"Do you know the nice person named derek boy?"
derek boy by Darake July 13, 2017

derek norris 

A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.
If you experience a Derek Norris moment you have felt the vibrations.
derek norris by Fart juice ram July 16, 2017

Derek Fishing 

An individual who attempts to gain a multiplicity of sexual partners while pursuing a woman currently.

Or a person who makes attempts to pursue multiple women (whether he’s failing or prevailing.)
“Look at that nigga Telvin. Over there Derek Fishing and shit”.
Derek Fishing by AL Matic February 17, 2018