Daniel

Daniels tend to be self loving, arrogant, egotistical mirror lovers who will try to worm their way into anyone’s knickers, literally, anyone’s! Do not trust the Daniel. Appear to be friendly in appearance but this is just a charade because underneath that cheeky chappy act is a devious, two faced extremist who would literally mosh top his own bullet hole if he could. In extreme cases of Daniels they can also be ginger.

Frank "Man my girl is cheating on me with some dude"
Benny "Sorry dude, that guy is obviously a Daniel"

Betty "Check that guy out over there girl, loving his own ass"
Rita "Uh huh girlfriend, he is a Daniel"

by Chatty Girl March 5, 2015

Daniel

Very smart and athletic. Freckles and blue eyes. Perfect role model for kids. Everyones friend and often complemented by adults. Enjoyable to all. Parents are hard working and intelligent. Teachers enjoy. Often admired for hard work.

kid1" did you hear about what Daniel got on the last test?"
kid 2"yeah he's so smart, he should tutor me!"

by Boi777 November 7, 2017

daniel

peice of shit and a disgusting hoebag that can go walk off a cliff suck my dick u dumb shit

ewwww its daniel

by spicy tamale January 26, 2017

Daniel

A really sexy guy that has nice biceps, does not have much of a booty, plays football, and about 5'11. Extremely sarcastic, but in bubbly way. He can be racist, homophobic, and an asshole but hey you gotta love him!

*sees a Daniel*

HAVE MERCY

by FRIENDLYneighboorhoodSTRIPPER1 March 1, 2017

Daniel

A MAN WHO HAS AN INSANELY LARGE COCK AND ITS BIGGER THAN SOMEONE NAMED BENS COCK, HE GETS LOTS OF HEAD FROM GIRLS OLDER THAN HIM BECAUSE HES A TRU PLAYER. WOOOOOOOW

mariana- Hey daniel, remember when i gave you head?
Daniel- Of course i do
mariana- Want some more? ;)
Daniel - NAH SIKE BITCH U THOUGHT

by Euhue December 13, 2017

Daniel

Damnnnn Daniel, Back at it again with the white vans

Daniel

by MR.RODDALLA August 28, 2016

Daniel

That special guy that will do anything to try to get a girls attention but never wanting to talk to any girl and he never spots (invites) because he spends his money on league of legends.

Daniel was being so ratchet that as soon as the girl saw him, he pissed his pants, and "forgot" that he was going to invite his friends to costco pizza.

by Sixtyniner October 9, 2013